Need a Confidence Boost?
Ever hear the old saying "don't know what you've got til it's gone?" That's me and my pal Dave. Any time ol' Davey needed a pick-me-up, I was there! Heading to a party? I'd get the call. Meeting new people? They called me his liquid courage. Playing poker with boys? I'd give him the guts to go all in. And here I thought we were inseparable.
Nowadays, he's working til 7 PM every night and rarely needs me. Sure, his pals together from time to time and he'll grab me but everyone starts getting pretty tired by 10:30. Everyone looks so much older and fatter than before. Sorry bunch of has-been. Even Sully finally settled down and I once saw that psychopath snort a line of pepper off a bathroom floorâ€¦ It's time to move on.
If you're looking for a product that will take you from zero to hero in an instant, check out the Ice Cold Beer. I'm telling you this + some cool shades and you'll have the confidence of a pro wrestler. Yes, I'm that big of a deal.
Why You'll Love It This unisex costume was made with 100% polyester, no drunken materials. Spill your beer on your costume? Hand wash your costume and hang it out to dry. To prevent colors from bleeding, avoid bleaching or ironing this attire. This is one-size-fits-most.