7901-HALLOWEEN found
7901-HALLOWEEN found
7901-HALLOWEEN found
7901-HALLOWEEN found
7901-HALLOWEEN found
7901-HALLOWEEN found

Footlong Hot Dog Adult Costume

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$24.99 USD
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Questions for the Philosophers

Is it okay to eat a hot dog that was cooked by a guy in a hot dog costume? (Yes)

Is it a form of cannibalism? (Yes)

Is this costume made of meat? (No)

Do normal people wear this costume (No)

Can you help me with my homework? (Sure, whatcha got?)

I need to write an essay on the themes of To Kill a Mockingbird. (Easy. DM me.)

Is this costume flammable? (Yes. It's polyester, baby. Don't stand too close to the grill.)

Is it comfortable? (Look, it's a hot dog costume. Whaddya want?)

Ok now what?

This unisex hot dog costume was made with 100% polyester, no bullsh** materials. Caught in a dark and and gnarly night? Hand wash your greasy sausage casing and hang it out to dry. To prevent colors from bleeding, avoid bleaching or ironing this attire. Follow the size chart for a hella good fit.

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