They're Coming
This is it. This is the end. Go home and check your kitchen drawers, they're guaranteed to be there. We thought that they were helpful, friendly eating utensils. It wasn't until the modern age when we learned about the forks' true, evil nature. They linger amongst our homes, kitchens, restaurants, and diners. It is now a matter of "when", not "if", they will launch an attack against mankind. Gear up and prepare now. There are no defenses against such a grand force. This costume will provide you with the coverage you need to slip by their ranks unnoticed. Dress up as them, be them, learn their language and establish relations with them to restart civilization.
Why You'll Love It
This fork costume is made from quality polyester, no plastic forks here. You'll be looking like everyone's favorite eating utensil in no time. Need to clean? Simply hand wash your costume and set it out to dry.